“The Force is with you all may it be in Kyle Catarn but not within your friends who do things very well with their hands I have a Star Wars penis shaped poster in my room I like to lick men’s big Star Wars popsicles and fingers shaped like penises. Saber wielding is very difficult when holding a giant dong but you might try holding a giant dildo but don’t put it between your thick thighs. Sometimes I like to take pictures of giant dogs while aboard a small shuttle craft in space.”
Jedi Outcast II is available in a galaxy far, far away.
“Marvel has made a game about their heroes which has massive amounts of tits. Batman shoots wolverine in a tunnel but he won’t give up calling all of his friends because they all are his bitches and they are full of semen but not wonder(woman).”
“Glados has a Tiger Woods who bakes pizza if it escapes then she shoots a Tiger Woods and scores a Tiger. She wants to shoot Beyonce because when she gets away from the Chris Brown she fucks everyone.”
Portal is available in Steam libraries everywhere.